He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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