3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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