I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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