it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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