I got chris browned last night
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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