do herpes really smell.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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