I must be too annoying 4 u.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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