In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
