I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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