I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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