Can Purell be used as lube?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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