we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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