So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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