You made me cry and you don't even care
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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