how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i dont even know how to be here
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize