there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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