i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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