dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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