yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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