on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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