I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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