Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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