what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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