It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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