he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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