I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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