Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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