oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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