shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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