gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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