Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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