He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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