So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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