Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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