like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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