I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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