I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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