put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
