I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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