i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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