Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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