very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
