Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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