I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Randomize
