dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My liver just had a heart attack.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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