She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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