is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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