Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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