I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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