Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
its not stalking. its research.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
