i just google imaged poop.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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