He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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