He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
The uberlube is also flammable
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
My liver is preforming stress tests.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
