So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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