No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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