i think my tv is drunk
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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